Chris Pratt Is Really Sorry for Any Future Offensive Remarks He Might Make

Chris Pratt will be embarking on his Jurassic World press tour soon, and the DILF/funny man penned a hilarious note apologizing in advance for any offensive or tasteless comment he might make in the future (hilariously dubbing the could-be incident “JurrasicGate”).

That being said, we already forgive him in advance.

Pratt wrote on Facebook:

I want to make a heartfelt apology for whatever it is I end up accidentally saying during the forthcoming ‪#‎JurassicWorld‬ press tour. I hope you understand it was never my intention to offend anyone and I am truly sorry. I swear. I’m the nicest guy in the world. And I fully regret what I (accidentally will have) said in (the upcoming foreign and domestic) interview(s).

He goes on to say that he’s just “dumb”:

I am not in the business of making excuses. I am just dumb. Plain and simple. I try. I REALLY try! When I do (potentially) commit the offensive act for which I am now (pre) apologizing you must understand I (will likely have been) tired and exhausted when I (potentially) said that thing I (will have had) said that (will have had) crossed the line.

Pratt then explains what it’s like being on a press tour, for him as well as the crew working on putting it together:

Those rooms can get stuffy and the hardworking crews putting these junkets together need some entertainment! (Likely) that is who I was trying to crack up when I (will have had) made that tasteless and unprofessional comment. Trust me. I know you can’t say that anymore. In fact in my opinion it was never right to say the thing I definitely don’t want to but probably will have said. To those I (will have) offended please understand how truly sorry I already am. I am fully aware that the subject matter of my imminent forthcoming mistake, a blunder (possibly to be) dubbed “JurassicGate” is (most likely) in no way a laughing matter. To those I (will likely have had) offended rest assured I will do everything in my power to make sure this doesn’t happen (again).

Aw, Chris Pratt.

Perhapsn Pratt had Chris Evans’ and Jeremy Renner’s awful and sexist digs at Black Widow in mind…?

Foot in mouth syndrome happens to the best of us, so thanks for apologizing for your blunders in advance Mr. Pratt.