12 Celebrity Hot Dog Legs to Kick Off Barbecue Season

Get your buns ready! The inaugural weekend of barbecuing season is upon us. Breathe in the hickory smoke — can you smell the charcoal burning?

A proper holiday picnic is decidedly incomplete without chomping into the crackling skin of a poolside hot dog.

While we are physically unable to send you all Celebuzz weiners, we can provide you with a visual menu of 12 Celebrity Hot Dog Legs.

1. Chrissy Teigen’s Hot Dog Legs Seared with a Subliminal Message:

my legs are assholes ?

A photo posted by @chrissyteigen on

 

2. Rihanna’s Hot Dog Legs as Breakfast in Bed:

#NYC luh me doe

A photo posted by badgalriri (@badgalriri) on

 

3. Lindsay Lohan’s Slivered Hot Dog Leg:

http://instagram.com/p/p9rfBgpc-h/

 

4. Lea Michele’s Hot Cross Hot Dog Legs:

http://instagram.com/p/ynTtEOiD-A/?taken-by=msleamichele

 

5. Lo Bosworth’s Contraband Hot Dog Legs (#donttellmrtell):

Little vacation. #donttellmrtell

A photo posted by Lo Bosworth (@lobosworth) on

 

6. Lena Dunham’s Blistered Hot Dog Leg:

 

7. Chanel Iman’s Foot-Long Hot Dog Legs:

Taking in the sun ☀️

A photo posted by Chanel Iman (@chaneliman) on

 

8. Ireland Baldwin’s Lavender Crusted, Poached Hot Dog Legs:

ritual union got me in trouble again

A photo posted by Ireland Basinger Baldwin (@bootsiedonjuan) on

 

9. Christina Milan’s Hot Dog Legs “On the Rocks”:

http://instagram.com/p/0VqI8esWl0/

 

10. Taylor Swift’s Hot Dog Legs/ What the Cat Dragged In:

Couldn't help but make it into a pun, could I…

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on

 

11. Derek Blasberg’s Hot Dog Fingers Cradling a Miniature Hot Dog:

I like pigs. I like blankets. But a pig in a blanket I love.

A photo posted by Derek Blasberg (@derekblasberg) on

 

12. Lady Gaga’s Vegetarian Hot Dog Leg:

My zucchini's are here! That's one horny pickle

A photo posted by The Countess (@ladygaga) on

 

Pass the ketchup, please?