You’ll Never Believe the Penis Injury Channing Tatum Once Had to Endure

All we want to do when we picture Channing Tatum’s penis is envision something sculpted of pure perfection… Sadly, that image was quickly destroyed with this story.

Penis Name?
Channing Tatum reveals the name he gave his penis.

The Magic Mike XXL actor stopped by The Howard Stern Show on Tuesday and opened up about a horrifying experience that put his manly parts in grave danger.

Apparently, while filming The Eagle in Scotland — where temperatures were below freezing — the people on set would pour warm water down their pants to stay warm. Unfortunately for poor Tatum, the runner who was going back and forth delivering the warm water forgot to tell the actor that his was still scalding hot and needed to cool down for a minute… And, of course, Tatum ended up pouring it into his pants and burning the hell out of his dick.

The actor described it as, “Like when you burn your finger and it just keeps burning. It kept burning for like the next probably 20 to 30 minutes. I was having a complete panic attack.”

Though he thought he might lose his man bits or its ability to function, he merely had to deal with one that was shriveled, burned and wrapped in bandages for several weeks.

“I’m peeing and my shriveled burnt penis… I was like, ‘Why god?! Why did you do this to me?'” he laughed while revealing his thoughts at the time. “I didn’t have skin on my penis… [But] ot oddly didn’t scar. It’s a resilient place down there. It healed pretty quick.”

Hell, he even had sex with his wife Jenna Dewan just a week later!

Listen to his whole dialogue of the funny yet horrible story above.