WATCH: Let Amy Schumer Break Down the Fairytale Princess Life For You

Amy Defends 'The Bachelorette'
In less than 140 characters, no less.

Turns out, princesses really don’t have it all.

Amy Schumer has made yet another spot-on sketch, this time taking on the familiar tale of “disgusting filthy commoner” turned princess.

Tim Gunn (!) plays the part of her royal attaché, who plucks commoner Amy from some shed and teaches Princess Amy everything she needs to know about animated birds, sparkly blue dresses, and the marriage that will “legalize the alliance between our kingdoms.”

Everything pretty much goes downhill after Amy finds out who she has to marry. Not everyone is as lucky as say, Cinderella or Sleeping Beauty, you guys.

Watch the clip, below.

[Lead GIF courtesy of Comedy Central]