Here’s Why Being Kidnapped By Rihanna Wouldn’t Be So Bad

Rihanna gets flack for being a ‘Bad Gal’ but, as evidenced in the “Bitch Better Have My Money” music video, she genuinely wants to help you unwind.

Meet Darcy, a hard-working woman who desires a vibrant life outside of her 5 x 5 accounting cubicle.

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She tries to keep her marriage spicy by meeting her husband George for couple’s painting every Thursday after work.

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…That is, until the day that RiRi stepped in to break Ms. Darcy from her mundane routine.

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Rihanna’s motley crew wants to shake Darcy loose.

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Buy her some uncharacteristically greasy snacks, perhaps.

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Maybe even play phone pranks on the pizza delivery man.

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Now, is that such a crime?

They take care of their friend when she’s had “one too many” because they, too, understand the carnal drive to binge drink when life is too stressful to endure without a watermelon margarita in hand.

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Ri-Ri will go to great lengths to remind you of the joyous spectacles of life.

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And although she might be a little harsh about reprimanding you for asking stupid questions,

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She’ll make up for it by braiding your hair,

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And by returning you to your hubby before couple’s painting.

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So the next time that you run into Rihanna with a suspiciously large box in the elevator, throw caution to the wind and jump inside for the ride.

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Get loose with Rihanna and her crew in the music video for “Bitch Better Have My Money” featured below!

Original GIFs by Mia Lardiere, Image Courtesy of Rihanna/YouTube.