WATCH: Conan O’Brien Rivals Channing Tatum’s ‘Magic Mike XXL’ Moves

Get your singles ready, ladies and gents — Conan O’Brien is giving Channing Tatum a run for his money.

The late-night host treated the women of his Conan staff to a double feature of Magic Mike XXL and a preview of his unofficial Chippendales show. The ladies distinguished his only shortcoming of becoming Magic man meat is the lack of a tan.

O’Brien’s performance is nothing short of your uncle’s reaction to Ke$ha at a family reunion after drinking one too many Appletini’s. Suffice it to say, Conan producers deemed the host’s moves as #NSFW.

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GIF: Mia Lardiere via TBS

Tune in to the video featured above to watch O’Brien debunk big penis myths, eat at Big Wang’s and do whatever this is.

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GIF: Mia Lardiere via TBS

Magic Mike XXL hit theaters (and how) on Wednesday, July 1 with a $9.3 million opening day. It will battle Terminator Genisys, Jurassic World, and Pixar’s Inside Out this weekend for the Fourth of July blockbuster title.