WATCH: Amy Schumer Auditions for ‘The Real Housewives’
Amy Schumer would hands-down make the best housewife in the history of the Real Housewives franchise.
The 34-year-old comedienne is pitching herself for the Bravo show (the Real Housewives of Secaucus, to be specific) in an audition tape that is pure brilliance.
Not only can she promise a lot of drama due to having “had sex with a lot of married people” despite not being married herself, but she also totally accepts looking and being a whore.
The best part of the whole video, however, is her one-word philosophy, which you’ll find out by watching the full audition above!