‘Lord’ Scott Disick Proves Only Human, Stumbles Post-Split from Kourtney Kardashian

Scott Disick’s series of unfortunate events grows darker only days after separating from Kourtney Kardashian.

Chapter 1: Disick is caught spooning and being fork-fed by celebrity stylist Chloe Bartoli during a vacation to Monte Carlo.

Chapter 2: The eldest Kardashian dumps her longtime partner, reportedly fed up with his party boy antics.

Chapter 3: Disick is slammed by Instagram followers for choosing to advertise a 1OAK appearance on social media rather than acknowledge the third birthday of his daughter Penelope.

Epilogue: Quasi-former-brother-in-law Kanye West screams his peace.

Now it appears that the tragic father figure is seeking retribution for his wrongdoings.

Disick finally posted a photo collage late Thursday evening to celebrate another year of his dainty daughter’s life.

1 of the only things I’m proud off about myself. Happybdayp

A photo posted by Scott Disick (@letthelordbewithyou) on

“1 of the only things I’m proud off [sic] about myself. Happybdayp”

The tangible pathos that exudes from his caption is warranting concern of those close to the dumpee.

Friends pushed Disick into rehab on Sunday July 5 following his Monte Carlo show, Us Weekly claims, and he resisted, checking out just hours after registration. This is the second time that he sought help for substance abuse this year after hallucinogenic treatment went to naught back in March.

Another insider reports to People that Disick is disillusioned by the prospect that Kardashian will return to his side. “He says that he is not upset that the relationship is over, because ‘over’ doesn’t always mean ‘over,'” the source says, suggesting that the the reality star is “not seeing the break up clearly”.

“Right now his feeling is, whatever happens, happens.” 

Time will tell if the couple of ten years will make amends, though it appears that Disick’s demons must be conquered before love can heal.