14 Times Kylie Jenner Suffered From Appendicitis and Nobody Seemed to Care

Certainly you all have heard the phrase “if you see something say something”. Well, it’s about time that somebody addresses Kylie Jenner’s blatant appendicitis. 

Until now, Jenner’s condition has remained under the radar because she is a master at concealing her woes. She passes off her pain as a casual mirror selfie,

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Or as “product placement”.

 

Obsessed with @rad and their clothing 💜 #radshop

 

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She has even hid behind a veil of anonymity and allows her cries for appendec-attention to disappear in the art of a Snapchat.

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But as the paparazzi has documented, Kylie’s ailment can no longer remain a secret.

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She fights a tough battle against her stubborn appendix who revolts against its removal in renowned fashion publications via graphic dress.

Miss Vogue x The full story out this Friday @MissVogueUK A photo posted by King Kylie (@kyliejenner) on

  “You can dress me up! But you can’t take me out!” -Kylie Jenner’s appendix

Help us help you, Kylie. Don’t be shy.

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Admission is the first step to recovery.

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With a simple appendectomy, no longer will you need to covet thy neighbor’s appendix.

the unicorn to my mermaid A photo posted by King Kylie (@kyliejenner) on

 

You shant writhe in pain neither now nor ’bout a week ago in Miami.

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The Versace Mansion pool couldn’t have been enjoyable with your intestinal sac was rebelling inside of you.

I can’t come to Miami and not stay @ the Versace Mansion. Bout to get a little pool action in 👙 A photo posted by King Kylie (@kyliejenner) on

 

But, we as fans can’t shoulder all of the blame when her mother hasn’t noticed either.

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Her dear sister Kendall Jenner only makes matters worse by attempting ayurvedic massage.

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Just let it happen.” -Kendall Jenner

And what about Joyce? Y U NO HELP KYLIE’S APPENDIX, J😍YCE, YOU NOT-SO-INNOCENT BYSTANDER?!

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Researchers from the Celebuzz Institute of Irrelevant Organs have a few hypotheses as to the source of King Kylie’s discomfort.

Dr. J. Legend, MD, points to an overdose of Lucky Charms marshmallows.

 

Dr. Dre, however, demands for an X-ray to determine whether Eastern eating utensils have been unknowingly lodged into her system.

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Here’s to a speedy road to intestinal health, Kylie. Your secret is safe with us.

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