Kylie Jenner Admits to Using ‘Breast Plumping Lotion’ and ‘Butt Enhancement Cream’

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Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe she just uses a lot of lotion.

According to Kylie Jenner, her headlines-making cleavage is the result of a cream that naturally enhances her curves. To further dispel rumors of a boob job, the reality star is now hawking Pure Leef’s Breast Plumping Lotion and Butt & Hip Enhancement Cream and attributing said beauty products to her new curves.

Sharing a close-up you probably don’t want to see from a minor of her boobs and butt, the 17-year-old (!!!) writes on Instagram:

Naturally, Jenner’s new “beauty secret” does cost a pretty penny. The Breast Plumping Lotion and Butt & Hip Enhancement Cream are currently selling for $49 and $47 respectively.

Made with active ingredients such as Sarsaspogenin, an extract derived from the roots of an Asian plant, the creams are said to promote the storage of lipids in the body to achieve a plumping effect in the breast and butt area.

Of course, this isn’t the first time Jenner has sought help to inflate parts of her body. After dodging plastic surgery speculations earlier this year, the famous teen finally copped to using “temporary lip fillers” — and not the extra lip liner or run-of-the-mill puberty excuse she was using — to plump up her signature pout.

Oh kids, they grow up so quickly.