This Might Be Meek Mill’s Only Hope After Dropping His Dismal Drake Diss, ‘Wanna Know’
Initiate damage control sequence.
July 21, 2015: Mill alleges that Drake uses a ghostwriter to write his raps, including his verse on “R.I.C.O.”, their collaboration on Mill’s latest album.
Stop comparing drake to me too…. He don’t write his own raps! That’s why he ain’t tweet my album because we found out! 😁
— Meek Mill (@MeekMill) July 22, 2015
Rapper OG Maco backs Mill by naming the ghostwriter in question as Drake’s contributing writer Quentin Miller. He also targets Drake’s producer Boi-1da, who promptly shakes it off by suggesting that Maco return from the cave whence he came.
July 27: Drake drops “Charged Up“, a prelude to his eminent Battle Royale of diss tracks dedicated to Mill.
Finally, July 30: Meek releases “Wanna Know”, a JV-level swing at Drake in which he calls the “6 God” a “buttercup” and a “f-cking” dork.
… And the internet was not impressed.
Drake laughs it off.
Wikipedia calls a time of death on Meek’s career.
And a beef connoisseur deems his comeback game weak.
Meek Mill take it from us- if you gonna serve beef serve it high quality — Whataburger® (@Whataburger) July 31, 2015
So, what is Meek to do now that his water gun retaliation is being considered a Presidential failure?
Collaborate with Taylor Swift.
See, T-Swift is being put in time-out by the media for her pillow fight with Mill’s girlfriend Nicki Minaj last week. Swift wrongly accused Minaj of shading her Video of the Year Award nomination for “Bad Blood”, when Minaj was simply airing her grievances against the pop music industry’s unbalanced gender/racial politics.
Finding it ironic to parade the pit women against other women argument about as one unmeasurably capitalizes on the take down of a woman… — KATY PERRY (@katyperry) July 22, 2015
Thus, a pact between pop culture’s Regina George and Meek Mill would immediately solve a handful of each of their problems.
3. Swift’s feminist power will get a turbo boost from headlines that will boast a contribution to Minaj’s pet charity.
— BÓÒT¥ LØØ$Ę (@partyfavormusic) July 31, 2015
4. Their relationship would open an opportunity for a “We Are The World” collaboration to celebrate the coexistence of all races, genders, and species.
5. And if all else fails, Mill will have networked his way into back-up career as a rookie on the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team.