‘Deadpool’ Red Band Trailer: Ryan Reynolds Looks Like A Lot of Gross Things

Deadpool ‘Breathes Through His Penis’
According to Ryan Reynolds, anyway.

You’ll never think of testicles the same way again.

After what felt like an eternity of teasing, leaking and more teasing, we’ve finally been blessed with first official Deadpool trailer. And because we all deserve it, Ryan Reynolds debuted the red band version on last night’s Conan (which caused the show to temporarily change its rating to TV-MA).

Clocking in at just under three minutes, the NSFW trailer is packed with just the right amount of sass, action, and hip hop. If there are any more trailers coming out (highly likely), we’d like to request more sass and hip hop and maybe less food jokes (because we’re staying away from avocados starting today).

Fans of Reynolds and his superhero resume should have no problem catching those few precious seconds where he takes a stab at that green suit and that time he got animated.

Good work, everyone (but especially Ryan Reynolds).

Deadpool opens Feb. 16, 2016. The green band trailer is below, if you can handle the tame.