Fleas Are Not Hiding in Leonardo DiCaprio’s Beard, But These 12 Things Might Be

Leonardo DiCaprio wants you to know that he definitely does not have fleas nesting in his beard.

The philanthropist best known for sponsoring the environment and blonde models is speaking out against a “report” from the National Enquirer which claimed that fleas were living in his chin bush. A source close to DiCaprio told GossipCop that this was “absurd” and “beyond untrue”, shamelessly adding, “There isn’t a hair of truth to it.”

Perhaps Leo’s friend is writing for the wrong team.

Though fleas he has not, here are 12 Other Things that Might Still be Hiding in Leonardo DiCaprio’s Beard.

1. The Titanic

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2. The Heart of the Ocean 

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(More realistic size-wise.)

3. Meek Mill after being squished by Drake

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4. Iggy Azalea’s original nose

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5. Floss

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6. His girlfriend, Kelly Rohrbach

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7. Cate Blanchett’s Oscar

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8. A Citi Bike

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9. An E-cigarette

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10. Kate Winslet’s backup passport

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11. A selfie stick

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12. A beard within a beard, via inception

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