WATCH: The Original ‘Fantastic Four’ Films Were Basically Space Cloud Garbage

Sorry, Chris Evans.

The folks at Screen Junkies have blessed us with another Honest Trailer gift, this time picking on the not-so-fantastic Fantastic Four film from 2005 and its poor excuse of a sequel, Rise of the Silver Surfer.

The timing is no accident. Unless you’ve been without wifi (because you’ve been vacationing on some exotic beach), you already have it engrained in your head that the Fantastic Four reboot starring Miles Teller and friends is opening in theaters tomorrow.

If you’re only doing one thing this weekend and it has to do with Fantastic Four, see only one of the films out there. Just not all three.

Let’s hope Jamie Bell’s Thing fares better than Michael Chiklis’ version. Poor Michael Chiklis.