Fallon’s Trump didn’t apologize, clarified his “blood” comments about Megyn Kelly, and hilariously called everyone a deviant.
After Kelly moderated last week’s first GOP debate and butted heads with Trump over his misogynistic comments and more, he made a comment saying, “You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever,” which some interpreted to mean that Kelly acted the way she acted because she was on her period.
Trump denied the allegations and said in a statement, “Only a deviant would say that what I said was what they were referring to, because nobody would make that statement. You almost have to be sick to put that together.”
Fallon, of course, strung together a series of misunderstandings Trump could clarify.
First, Trump’s comments about Kelly: “When I said blood was coming out of her wherever I obviously meant nose and ears. If you think I was talking about something else you’re a deviant. I was not referring to hormones or menstruation. Period,” Fallon as Trump said.
Next, his wife Melania‘s melons: “When I said Melania had the best melons in the world, of course, I meant her honeydew melons. Only a deviant would think I was talking about her boobs.”
He continued, “When I said Carly Fiorina had too much junk in the trunk, I was obviously talking about the amount of stuff she keeps in the back of her Hyundai Sonata.”
Then, when he said he wanted to “have a foursome with Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, and Nick Minaj,” he was “simply talking about golf. Which also explains why I said I would love for them to wash my balls.”
Watch the video above for more of Fallon’s jabs.