16 Steps to Nailing the End of the Summer as Demonstrated by Ruby Rose

Do it like Ruby.

The summer’s end creeps in at a predatory pace as the month of August comes to a close. A slight chill in the morning is enough to warrant a sweater, but can still justifiably double as nature’s refrigerator for your unopened bottles of fruity Rosé. We must somehow absorb the final weeks of sunbathing, barbecuing and general debauchery, but how, if not without the help of a life-living guru to guide our way?

Ruby Rose of Orange is the New Black and ‘I-am-not-Justin Bieber’ fame is just the Mr(s). Miyagi to our Summer Son as demonstrated by her Instagram account.

Thus, we give you the 16-Step Guide to Nailing the End of the Summer as Demonstrated by Ruby Rose.

Step 1: Fling yourself down an inflatable slip-and-slide repeatedly, and in slow motion.

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Step 2: Display your body art in selfie with a nonchalant, unobtrusive caption as not to distract from your overall badass-ness.

Not a bad day.

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Step 3: Practice patience before rushing in to a last-minute summer fling — you never know who might cross your path.

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Step 4: Take advantage of the views.

Just at work with @erickmorillo trying to take a picture of Ibiza but something’s in the way.

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Step 5: Flex.

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Step 6: Share your wieners with other consenting wiener-lovers.

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Step 7: Shoot for the moon, and even if you miss…

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Step 8: You’ll still land among the stars.

Iron Woman! Well this was effing harder than it looked!!!

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Step 9: Flex.

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Step 10: Challenge convention.

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Step 11: Set strict Squad Goals, Standards, and Practices.

So we are all really sweet nice people I swear.

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Step 12: Honor thine squad.

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Step 13: Reflect on this summer’s degree of “chillness” and determine how to improve in preparation for those to come.

Step 14: Make time for those who mirror you(r artistic fortitude).

I have so much time for these two boys. @justinbieber @johnny

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Step 15: Wear whatever the hell you want.

Step 16: Keep your chin up, for the summer of 2016 is less than 365 days away.

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