WATCH: Miley Cyrus Goes Undercover as Jimmy Kimmel’s ‘I Witness’ Reporter

Miley Cyrus as you’ve never seen her before — dressed in business attire.

Jimmy Kimmel disguised the host of the 2015 MTV VMAs as a news reporter named Janet for his Jimmy Kimmel Live street segment, “I Witness News”. Though the singer’s Australian impersonation was just about as convincing as her wig, she managed to fool a handful of street walkers — but most notably, a gentleman named Carl.

After revealing to Cyrus that he detests her whole family (despite a Billy Ray Cyrus-approved outfit that indicates otherwise), Carl proved to be a psychoanalyst, adding copious droplets of insight for all of America to absorb. “I think [Miley Cyrus] is starving for attention and that’s why she’s doing it all crazy like that,” he said. “She’s missing something somewhere.”

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There was also this glimpse into Cyrus’s retirement tour, come spring 2055.

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CREDIT: ABC

Watch Miley Cyrus go undercover as Janet and show one man her boobs in the video featured above!