The 2015 MTV Video Music Awards as Told by the Internet
Did you miss the 2015 MTV Video Music Awards? Don’t worry—the internet has your back.
Taylor Swift was the first to arrive at the red carpet with her entire “Bad Blood” squad in tow, which only made us resentful of our own friends’ inability to gather for one brunch.
— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) August 30, 2015
Just. ONE. Brunch.
Swift premiered the music video for “Wildest Dreams” that rekindled fond memories of frenemy feuds passed.
Nicki Minaj when she sees Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus tonight pic.twitter.com/uJ4GdOohco
— Beysus † Godga (@GagaLovesBey) August 30, 2015
But humanity, feminism, and publicity stunts trumped all in the end when Swift and Minaj sealed their pillow fight with a kiss.
However—none for Miley Weiners.
— Vine (@vine) August 31, 2015
Smiley tried too hard to break the internet.
And no one told Lovato that she could come back inside.
Justin Bieber ascended into the air like a Sims character on their birthday at the end of his first VMAs performance in 5 years only to be summoned back to earth by a Cyrus pick-up line, to which he proceeded to weep, and weep, and weep as one would when they discover that childhood has escaped faster than a Ferrari in Miami.
West and Swift mended the “Imma Let You Finish” wound when she presented West with the Video Vanguard Award. Yeezy then bestowed upon us a magnum opus rambling that only one person on his intellectual level could actually comprehend.
West concluded his speech by announcing that he will be running for president in 2020, only moments after he revealed on national television that he smoked a blunt before emerging on-stage.
🇺🇸 #KanyeWest 2020 🇺🇸 #KanyeForPresident #KimForFLOTUS #Brah #VMAs #USA A photo posted by Celebuzz (@celebuzz) on
Cyrus concluded the night with the free release of her latest album “Miley Cyrus and Her Dead Petz“.
before and after listening to “Miley Cyrus and her dead petz” pic.twitter.com/UeB3vNfeuS
— #M5 (@MileyGrunge) August 31, 2015
And Demetria continued to dance on into eternity.