Boat Reading ‘Property of Taylor Swift’ Burned Up In Flames
Taylor Swift never had a boat, but if she did, she definitely wouldn’t have one now.
TMZ reports that a 35-foot cruiser with “Property of Taylor Swift” spray painted on the side has been lit up in flames.
The $150K boat washed up on shore in Rhode Island after the owner abandoned it when he could no longer afford its upkeep.
— GoPro Jake (@JakePaquin55) August 29, 2015
Thus, a tween with a spray can and too much time on his hands defiled the vessel to attribute its owner as T-Swift. But much like sexism and cultural sensitivity, neither the boat nor the fire have any association with the singer whatsoever and is now under investigation for arson.
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