WATCH: Madonna Gets Unapologetically Nasty with Diplo to Open Rebel Heart Tour

Drake who?

The latest target of Madonna’s carnal desires was DJ Diplo on the opening night of her Rebel Heart Tour. But Madonna’s not a regular mom. She’s a cool mom, so she humped him while surrounded by male dancers and offered him a banana as a parting gift.

Amy Schumer announced earlier in the summer that she will be opening for the Rebel Heart Tour shows in New York. Here’s to hoping that all elements of this bit remain, banana and all.

Thanks @madonna thanks montreal

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Watch Diplo’s submission to Madonna in the video featured at the top of the page!