WATCH: Miss Piggy Threatens Julie Bowen Over Champagne Before the Primetime Emmy Awards

Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my network nemeses.

It’s Miss Piggy versus Miss Julie Bowen in the battle march towards the 67th Primetime Emmy Awards as witnessed in this pre-Emmys power lunch showdown.

A consciously uncoupled Piggy and Kermit are enjoying a strictly platonic outing to discuss the premiere of their new Muppets sitcom when a complimentary bottle of champagne mysteriously arrives from the Modern Family matriarch. Piggy sees right through her primetime “sabotage” and publicly calls Bowen out in her signature moi-centric fashion.

Leave it to the swine to start off on the wrong foot with network cohorts Viola Davis and a toadally not speciesist Joel McHale in the insanity that follows their restaurant run-in.

Watch it all go down in the video at the top of the page from Audi, proud Emmy sponsors. The 67th Primetime Emmy Awards go live on Sunday, Sept. 20 at 8 pm EST.