WATCH: Jessica Simpson Is Jessica Simpson on Home Shopping Network, Internet Brands Her as ‘Drunk’

Four words: “Chicken of the Sea”.

Jessica Simpson appeared on the Home Shopping Network on Thursday, Sept. 17 in a two-hour sellathon to push jeans of the gray variety.

She began gushing about how her sister Ashlee Simpson and her husband Evan Ross share sexy jeans and have a parallel ability to wear them with equal finesse, when Twitter began to jump to conclusions about her state of sobriety.

TL;DR Summary:

The internet is claiming that the same woman who:

  • Had a 50 Shades of Grey photo shoot with her husband on Valentine’s Day
  • Did this:


  • And said this:


Was inebriated on public television.

Watch the video at the top of the page!

Update — Sep. 18, 1:34 p.m. ET: Home Show Network has released this follow-up statement to E! News:

“It was fun to have Jessica make her HSN debut with her mother Tina last night. We were happy to host them and thrilled with the way customers responded to the collection.”