Khloé Kardashian Just Got Really Kandid About the Kardashian’s Pubic Hairstyles
If you don’t know, well now you know.
The candid Kardashian began by announcing on her blog,
“I’m all about the landing strip.”
“I like to be clean,” she continues. “I like to be manicured. When there’s nothing there, it’s weird, in my opinion—especially when you have tits and an ass.”
According to Khloé, Kim is a regretful minimalist. “I know Kim is completely bare,” she writes. “And now she says she wishes she still had a lil’ somethin’ going on but she lasered it all off.” Kourtney, meanwhile, is “boho chic”.
“I always think of Kourt as large and in charge with a full ’70s-style bush—it just matches her personality.”
In case you were wondering about Khloé’s stance on vajazzling, she’s against it. “Seriously, get over yourself,” she writes.
And for the brave souls who want to know about Khloé’s hopes and aspirations for her personal grooming, we leave you with this meditation:
“I mean, I’m never gonna want hair on lips of my vag, so I’ll laser that! I’ll laser other places that the sun doesn’t shine.”
Here’s to hoping you that sleep well tonight now that you are in possession of this knowledge.