Amy Schumer Bashes the Kardashians, Plus 4 Other Things She Said on ‘SNL’
Amy Schumer does not hold back — ever.
The Trainwreck star managed to bash the Kardashians, shame Hillary Clinton, mock America’s gun laws, and more all in her first night as Saturday Night Live host. Her 8-minute monologue was basically the highlight of the show. We think it’s safe to say she’s definitely be back.
She began her monologue by addressing whether or not she thinks it’s an exciting time for women in Hollywood. Her answer was simple: No. At least not when the Kardashians are considered “America’s first family.”
We have to be a role model for these little girls, because who do they have? All they have really is the Kardashians. She doesn’t have a Malala poster in her room, trust me. Is that a great message for little girls? A whole family of women who take faces they were born with as a light suggestion?
And like, we used to have Khloé. Khloé was ours, right? Whenever there’s a group of women, you identify with one of them…but then Khloé, she lost half her body weight. She lost a Kendall! We have nothing. I want good role models.
Here are four other highlights from Saturday’s night’s (Oct. 10, 2015) episode of SNL.
1. Schumer is pretty sure she’s dating Bradley Cooper.
She told the story of the time she “hung out” with the actor. It went so well that she was sure she was dating him by the end of the conversation: “He’s the kind of hot…trust me when he is in front of you…you just grab your ankles.
2. Schumer also talked about the time she met Hillary Clinton at an event.
The Inside Amy Schumer star could not help but ask the Democratic candidate if she drinks: According to Schumer the 67-year-old replied: “Yeah but it’s hard because I’m busy.” The comedian then asked her whether she drank tequila, to which Clinton responds, “I only drink it when my friends make me.”
“Make you?!” Schumer shouted during her monologue, “Who’s hazing Hillary Clinton?”
3. Schumer mocked America’s gun obsession in a standout SNL skit.
4. Schumer also played a teacher in a cheesy, overacted porno.