12 Chrissy Teigen Food Babies We’d Like to Be Impregnated With Right About Now

Nothing is stronger than a mother’s unconditional love.

It’s coming! The royal baby is officially en route now that Chrissy Teigen and John Legend announced on Oct. 12 that they are expecting a child. We’re pregnant with emotion for our modern day Julia Child who seemingly prefers Sriracha over mayonnaise, but secretly we wish that we were full of the noms featured on her Instagram account.

The FABlife co-host who has a cookbook in the works has been bringing her foodgram game so hard that it’s difficult to prioritize which of her food babies is our favorite child. Fortunately, parents have the option of stating democratically,

“I love you all just the same.”

That said, here are a Dozen Chrissy Teigen Food Babies That We Would Like to Be Impregnated with Right About Now in no specific order (maybe).

1. Crab cake benedict with red @pepperthai sauce

Crab cake benedict with red pepper sauce!

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2. The roast chicken to end all roast chickens(!!)

The roast chicken to end all roast chickens!! A photo posted by chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) on

 

3. Butt chicken.

  what’s up chicken butt   A video posted by chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) on

 

4. John Legend but—HOW DID THIS END UP HERE

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5. These burgers.

 

6. Dope fish taco.

 

7. Annotated #ShakshukaWithATwistOfProsciuttoAndCheese. 

 

8. Whatever this is.

Peekabooooooo

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9. Bacon, swiss, cheddar, onion and spinach Friday quiche with toasty crusties.

  Quiche friday! Bacon, swiss, cheddar, onion and spinach. Sure she’s a little toasty on her crusties but she is beautiful to me okay   A photo posted by chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) on

 

10. Tear lime pie.

how I eat pie

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11. Lo-carb, #raw breakfast foods.

Low and slow creamy eggs and roasted bacon with garlic. Good morning! A photo posted by chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) on

 

12. Lo-carb, #raw, fat-free donut socks.

My workout socks are donuts

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