WATCH: Three Courses of Bradley Cooper to Satisfy Your Man Crush Monday Cravings

Watching videos of Bradley Cooper is like eating Chinese takeout: You’re somehow always hungry for more.

Our appetite for Bradley Cooper can be described by the infamous Mean Girls Mathlete solution of “the limit does not exist”. Coop’s been all over the radar between unwittingly marrying Amy Schumer, killing it as a feminist, and being delicious in general.

Have we worked up an appetite for more servings of this slab of man meat? Good. Test how much Bradley Cooper can stomach with three courses of his latest appearances on the small screen.

Start off with an appetizer round of Cooper repping the Eagles in this NFL promo.

For your entrée, please enjoy Bradley feeding imaginary squirrels as American Sniper’s director, Clint Eastwood, on The Ellen DeGeneres Show.

Finally, for dessert, indulge on Ellen DeGeneres handling Cooper’s carrot and licking his fingers ever so gently.

Burnt, starring Bradley Cooper and Sienna Miller, hits theaters on October 29.