Here Are 35 Kim Kardashian Selfies Ranked from Worst to Best

Kim Kardashian's Baby Bump
Kim Kardashian sure knows how to dress her baby bump

Another year, another year’s worth of selfies to stare at.

The Queen of Selfies Kim Kardashian is ringing in her 35th birthday today (Oct. 21). As an ode to the Selfish author and soon-to-be mom of two, we’ve gone back in time and have ranked her 35 most recent self portraits because that’s more fun than just looking at them in reverse chronological order.

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35. Kim recently told Jimmy Kimmel that when taking a selfie “lighting is everything” but it seems she forgot her own guidelines when posting this number.

45 million Instagram followers!!!!! I love you guys!!!!!

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  34.  Is it considered a selfie if your face isn’t in it?

42 mil A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on

 

33. Kim also revealed to Jimmy Kimmel that “a lot of it [taking selfies] has to do with how you crop it. “If you don’t like something on your body, just crop it.” she said. Looks like here she cropped a little too low. We want to see your whole face Kim!

  32. Selfie of Kendall and Kylie taking a selfie?


31. Brave move! A no makeup “Good Morning” selfie.

Good morning…

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  30. Cute snap of these sisters, but the grainy quality takes away from their pretty faces.

 

29. Ok we really can’t tell what’s going on here! Who is that?

Kisses and cuddles

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  28. Another blurry snap, but at least this time we can tell that’s Kim and Kanye

 

27. Kim’s guidelines also include keeping your chin down and the camera up. Angle is everything!

UGH just got off a plane, so tired, have a shoot tonight, need a tan, not in the mood! 😝 👽

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  26. A little husband and wife silliness with the appropriate caption #KimKAllDay.

#KimKAllDay A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on

 

25. Mirror selfies… get your game face on!

Nighty night

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  24. Selfie game strong but those eyes are freaking us out!

Wolfie A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on

 

23.  Silly faces with the power couple that is John Legend and Chrissy Teigen at the 2015 Grammy Awards.

This is the Beck won that award face?!?!?!

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  22. Kim K selfie tip: “The longer the arm the better the angle” So does that mean Kendall has the longer arm?

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21. Kim once said to “Werk the duck face” which she is clearly “werking” below.

📷💣

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  20. Clearly the duck face is something Kim is a natural at.

#FBF kisses from St. Barth’s A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on

 

19. The background doesn’t have to be anything special because you are the focus of the photo. Kim demonstrated that with this selfie in September.

I miss short hair

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  18. This risqué nude mirror selfie Kim took was a message about beauty and openly speaking of all the body shaming she has received. Bold and inspiring move, Kim! #NoFilter #NoPhotoShop #GoodLighting

First they said I’m too skinny so I have to be faking it…Now they say I’m too big so I have to be faking it…SMH! Some days I’m photographed before I eat & look smaller, some days I’ve just eaten & I look bigger. It’s all a part of the process. I think you all know me well enough to know I would document the process if I got a surrogate. Everyone’s body is different, every pregnancy is very different! I’ve learned to love my body at every stage! I’m going to get even bigger & that’s beautiful too! I’m blessed to even be pregnant & even luckier to not have preeclampsia as far as I know, so I don’t have the swelling issue this time! They also say your body carries a boy different than a girl! Whatever the case may be I’m grateful to God for this miracle & no matter what rumors or comments you throw my way this time they truly don’t affect me! #NoFilter #NoPhotoShop #GoodLighting 😜 A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on

 

17. Selfies don’t have to be serious! Kim and Kourt are goofing off here as Kim flashes the peace sign.

❤️ @kourtneykardash

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16. Or they can be super serious. Kim and Kylie have their poker face going strong here.

❤️ @kyliejenner A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on

 

15. Beach hair calls for a beach selfie…obviously.

Pregnancy lips 💋

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  14. Sibling selfies are our favorite! #Sister #Squad

Sister Squad A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on

 

13. Baby bump selfies… so sweet.

Good night baby

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  12. Kim knows, she used the hashtag #AirplaneSelfiesHaveTheBestLighting.

Heading to San Fran for the Horowitz’s CEO BBQ! #AirplaneSelfiesHaveTheBestLighting A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on

 

11. Demonstrating that “angle is everything” and of course the “chin down” rule.

Tonight’s ESPY glam look @makeupbymario @mrchrismcmillan Wearing @alexandrevauthier #TutorialComingSoon

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  10. Silly selfie with little Mason. So cute!

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9. The “glam” selfie. We’re obsessed with this flawless look!

Last nights glam in Cannes @etienneortega 🇫🇷

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  8.  A selfie with Minnie and Mickey? This is actually everyone’s childhood dream.

💋✌🏼 A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on

 

7. Kim and Kris looking #fierce in their sunnies.

Morning hike last week in St. Barth’s with my mamma

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  6. We’re obsessed with this straight on selfie that shows off this gorgeous look.

I did a make up and hair tutorial today that I can’t wait to show u on my app! @makeupbyariel @michaelsilvahair A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on

 

5. Kim posted this selfie of her and “The Great Cait”. They both look fab as usual.

The great Cait

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  4. Sibling selfies are of course some of our favorites.

I love my sibling selfies! I have tons in Selfish! I will post a few today! This was @robkardashian & I clubbing in La! #SELFISH A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on

 

3. B-e-a-utiful selfie. Well done Kim, well done.

Back to my roots

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  2. Kim captioned this adorable selfie of her and her grandma MJ “I love my grandma!!!!”

I love my grandma!!!! A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on

 

1. Lastly, a selfie Kim posted before she hit the hay where she seems to have perfect lighting, a great angle, her chin down, eyes up, and hair and makeup looking perfect.

#TBT last night right before I fell asleep with all of my make up on grrrrrr

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Thank you for teaching us all how to take the perfect selfie, inspiring us to be comfortable in our skin, and gracing us with your gorgeous selfies. Happy 35th Kim!