10 Birthday Gifts Kris Jenner Could Use More Than Four Free Blackberry Privs
Is anyone left on BBM anyway?
On this fifth day of November in the year 2015, we celebrate 60 years of reality television’s reigning matriarch, Kris Jenner. If we were of a higher tax bracket, we might have been able to afford a present worthy of her reception like DuJour Media CEO’s gift of the first four Blackberry Privs ever in existence.
Too bad, we’re not. So here are ten items that we would have gifted Ms. Jenner if our invitation to her party hadn’t been lost in the mail.
With six children to tend to, plus their children, plus their dogs, PLUS their sometimes-significant others, there’s bound to be a memory lapse at some point or another. Momager does not have to equal martyr. Label your kin accordingly, Kris.
A #ProudMama watches all of her daughter’s Snapchat stories from start to finish. That said, this sea sickness bracelet might come in handy after watching Kylie Jenner spin in circles for an hour as she gets ready to hit the gym.
Hey, Kris. To say that it’s been ‘a year’ would be a sore understatement considering the infinite avalanche of events that has fallen upon your family in the last month alone. Indulge in the stress-busting benefits of adult coloring books by taking a pack of Crayola crayons to the face of a friendly face of a lion.
You probably already have a closetful, but Khloé could use a mood boost.
A child leash could come in handy for Kanye West when he starts to get restless.
Not to say that you haven’t done a great job, but a little literature to brush up on your skillz never hurt.
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