“It’s a kale baby.”
If you went to bed early last night and didn’t tune into celebrity hairstylist Jen Atkin’s Periscope, chances are you missed a live dinner conversation between herself, Chrissy Teigen and Khloé Kardashian.
The ladies, who were on hand to celebrate Jen’s success at The Hollywood Reporter’s Beauty Dinner in Hollywood, Calif., covered everything from Chrissy and Khloé’s respective books, Kendall Jenner’s absence from the dinner, and whether or not Jen will hire a Periscope follower as an assistant. (She will not).
For a few precious moments, viewers were hoping to find out the sex of Chrissy and John Legend’s baby. I mean, she did tell everyone, “Ask me any questions about my vagina,” to which Khloé added, “I’m going to pull out an envelope out of her vagina” like The Price Is Right. Whatever that means.
But because teasing is so much more fun than the truth, Chrissy in fact did not end up revealing the big news. You can hear her say “I’m having …” before flashing her pearly whites at the dinner table. You can also hear her say “twins” off camera because she’s not really having twins. (That rumor’s since been shot down).
What better Ride or Die’s to be by my side as I accept an honor from @pretareporter (4 a look I did on @kendalljenner 😜) than these 2?! @khloekardashian @chrissyteigen I am the luckiest chick and my face hurts from laughing last night. To the other respectable human beings trying to enjoy their dinner, I sincerely apologize. 🙊
If there’s one thing and one thing only to take away from Chrissy’s evening, it’s that we would like to one day have a nice meal with Chrissy Teigen, Jen Atkin and Khloé Kardashian. Because who wouldn’t want to be in the company of someone who makes sick banana bread, someone who styles the best hair in Hollywood, and someone who just became a New York Timesbestseller?
Jen Atkin is icon personified even though an icon is already a person. Talk about an icon. #icon #thekendall #9 #khloeisaNYtimesbestsellerbutlastnightwasaboutjenatkin #jenatkin #icon #icon #celebrityhair #celebrityhairstylist #icon @jenatkinhair @khloekardashian @forevermalika @monicarosestyle
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Watch the full Periscope video, here. And launch the gallery, above, for more photos of the ladies at The Hollywood Reporter Beauty Dinner.
[Lead photo courtesy of Jeff Vespa/Getty Images for The Hollywood Reporter]