WATCH: Stephen Colbert Has Fixed the Starbucks Cups Problem

Now, can we drop it once and for all?

Talk show royalty and future leader of the universe Stephen Colbert has finally weighed in on the whole Starbucks holiday cups debacle. Let’s be honest, you’ve been waiting for his take on the so-called controversy since Demi Lovato offered her suggestion of adding winter-themed things like snowflakes and snowmen. It’s fine, but not enough, Demetria…

While Stephen agrees that the plain red-and-green canvas suggests basically anything from bell peppers to an amphibian’s unlucky encounter with a bus, he goes on to offer a more holiday-friendly option.

Thank you, once again Father Stephen, for saving us all. You may now safely proceed with your early holiday plans.