14 Absurd Things on Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop Gift Guide (And How You Can Get It for Less)

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It’s that time of the year again when Gwyneth Paltrow tells you to buy things that cost more than your annual salary.

Goop’s annual holiday gift guide has been release and — surprise, surprise — it’s filled with items plebes like you and I can probably never afford in our lifetime. From a set of dumbbells that are worth six figures to a $1,812 glass tank for the jellyfish that you totally own, Paltrow’s must-haves will seriously make you say, “WTF?”

In fact, the actress-turned-lifestyle guru is so aware of her bougie suggestions that she’s even dedicated a section of this year’s gift guide to “ridiculous (and awesome) gifts.” (Don’t worry though, some of her “normal” gift ideas are still ridiculously pricey.)

However, for those who want to live the Paltrow life without putting up a second mortgage on your house, we’ve done a little digging and found similar products you can buy for a fraction of the cost.

Click through the gallery below for 14 Goop-recommended items that you can get for less!

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