WATCH: Oh Fudge The ‘Zoolander 2’ Trailer Is Here (and Justin Bieber Is In It)

'Zoolander 2' Teaser
"If God exists, then why did he make ugly people?"

Blue Steel. The Biebs. Benedict Cumberbatch making model jokes. What more can one ask for?

Derek and Hansel are back in business in this brand new trailer for Zoolander 2, which Paramount Pictures finally unveiled today. The premise goes something like this: the world’s most beautiful people (including Demi Lovato, Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber and Usher) are being killed off and are posing in Blue Steel in their last breaths. (Yeah, sorry, Beliebers, your guy is a goner halfway through the preview). Derek and Hansel, who are now a little older (and more lame), have been recruited by a beautiful woman (Penelope Cruz) to prevent more assassinations. She’s hot, so naturally they trust her.

There’s no sign of Kim Kardashian, who’s apparently in the film, or Ariana Grande. They’re beautiful, so maybe they’re also assassinated in make-believe? Or are they part of the Derek Zoolander’s crew to save all the beautiful people?

Find out when the film opens nationwide on Feb. 12, 2016.