Kim Kardashian’s Baby Is in Breech, So She Burns Mugwort on Her Pinky Toe

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How does Mrs. Yeezus cope with a baby in the breech position? We’re glad that you asked.

Kim Kardashian reveals in a new post on her website-app that her baby is in breech, meaning that he is facing upward and in the wrong position for childbirth. She writes about her pregnancy anxieties at 4 A.M. while researching all of the ways that one can give birth to a breech baby without getting a C-section. “I feel fortunate that my doctor Paul Crane is one of the few doctors that still does this,” she writes. “They just don’t teach it anymore.”

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Kardashian reveals that she has been trying natural remedies to turn her spawn of Kanye West right-side up, including “intensive chiropractic work”, laying “practically upside down three times a day for 15 minutes”, and icing her belly “in certain spots to get him to squirm out of the breech position”.

“I even started acupuncture where I burn moxa (mugwort) on my pinky toe every day! I am even attempting hypnosis!”

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The reality star plans on trying Version or ECV, a “painful and scary”-looking procedure to turn the baby from the breech position, advising her readers to Google to see what it looks like. However, the app queen will consent to a C-section if she must. “Obviously, if it’s an emergency and for the safety of my son, I will get a C-section, she writes. “But if I don’t need one, I’d rather not.”

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Launch the gallery at the top of the page to view photos from Kim’s baby shower.