Milk, milk, lemonade…
“[He] picks me up in a nice car. He says, ‘Get in,’ and I do, and we drive fast. We are listening to some dogsh*t on the radio that he likes. Even in my fantasy, I can’t imagine he likes good music,” says Schumer. “I turn it down and say, ‘Hey, what happened where is your supermodel wife I thought we were all spending the day together?’ and he pulls over and takes my hand and looks in my eyes and says: ‘I didn’t invite her because I wanted to be alone with you.'”
Schumer shared her portrait by the prolific Annie Leibowitz on her Twitter account for the 2016 Pirelli Calendar that features empowering photos of well-known women including Serena Williams and Yoko Ono.
— Amy Schumer (@amyschumer) November 30, 2015
Watch Schumer discuss rejected GQ Men of the Year in the video below: