Kim Kardashian’s Baby Is the Size of A Pumpkin and She Feels ‘Fat as F**k’

Kim Kardashian's Baby Is No Longer Breech
Well, that's one less thing Kim Kardashian has to stress about

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Kim Kardashian shared a 9-month pregnancy update on her website and app to tell you exactly how she’s feeling right before Lil’ Yeezy arrives. She reports that her baby is the size of a pumpkin and that she’s feeling “fat as f**k”. “My cankles are out of control,” she writes, before disclosing that she’s craving Lay’s Barbecue potato chips.

She and Kanye West haven’t decided on a name for their child because she dislikes all of the suggestions she’s been given. “We need to think of a good name,” writes Kardashian.

“This is so hard!”

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West noted in his speech at the Footwear News 29th Annual Achievement Awards that he’s anxiously waiting for his son to arrive “any day now”. Their child is no longer in the breech position after Kardashian underwent a medical procedure to flip him over.

Mrs. West is expecting a $1 million diamond choker as a push present, which will hopefully not clash with her Givenchy flip-flops, her current obsession as noted on her blog.