John Stamos Baring His Butt for ‘Paper’ Is the Craziest Thing He’s Ever Done

Uncle Jesse!

John Stamos gives folks outside of his window a front row seat to his Greek meat in Paper magazine, but you can still have a bite of his delightful bum. The Grandfathered star takes quick questions in the spirit of Paper’s #Fandemonium issue, which celebrates celebs with devoted online fan bases and, apparently, great cushion for the pushin’.

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The self-declared “crappy singer” reveals that the most amazing thing about his day-to-day is meeting extraordinary people. “This life has surpassed my ability to describe it. It’s wondrous,” says Stamos. “I’ve found myself in so many absolutely unbelievable situations… it’s all wonderfully insane.”

Though he has never edited his Wikipedia page or sets a Google Alert for himself, he did appreciate his co-star’s comment on a Deadline article in his defense.

” I found that quite funny (and sweet).”

Stamos was recently charged with a DUI for using the “date rape drug” for erratic driving in Beverly Hills in June amid the 2016 release of My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 and a Netflix Full House reunion spinoff series.

Read more of John Stamos’s Q&A over on the Paper magazine website. Launch the gallery at the top of the page to view photos of his hottest looks.