WATCH: Would You Be Able to Survive ‘Leah Remini’s Escape from Scientology’?

Save the TV Land executive, save the world.

Billy Eichner is challenging former Saturday Night Live star Rachel Dratch to escape from the clutches of Leah Remini’s Escape from Scientology(!!!) obstacle course.

Dratch must first sign away her soul to Eichner’s imagined “billion year contract” with a giant magic marker.

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Then, she must marry a Scientologist in a moving ceremony officiated by Xenu—so moving that it causes her husband to question his sexuality.

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She must find the founder of Scientology’s wife in a pool of look-a-likes, free the men stuck in John Travolta’s shed, and finally, climb the “Dianetics” volcano to free the TV Land executive stuck at the top.

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Does she break free from the Church of Tom Cruise? Find out in the Billy on the Street video at the top of the page.