You’ll Never Believe Which Disney Prince Khloe Kardashian Wants To ‘F*ck’
Koko is always full of surprises.
Khloe Kardashian may not have the most popular Kardashian/Jenner app (that title goes to King Kylie) but she definitely has the raunchiest one. In her latest post for the section “Just The Tip,” Kardashian puts “a new twist” on the classic game “Fuck, Marry, or Kill.” This time the author swaps out “kill” for “friend-zone,” which according to Koko’s male friends, is way worse than death.
The first round features comediennes Sarah Silverman, Tina Fey, and Chelsea Handler. Koko writes she has to immediately friend-zone Handler because, “we’re good friends in real life,” before adding she would marry Fey and fuck Silverman.
Proving nothing is off limits, in round two Kardashian decides between Disney princes, Prince Charming, Aladdin, and Beast. Koko writes it’s a “no-brainer” to marry Prince Charming and quickly add she’d fuck Beast before admitting, “I did want to fuck the Beast back in the day, LOL.” That leaves Aladdin in the friend-zone, unfortunately he just doesn’t “do it” for Koko, but she does want ride on his magic carpet.
Kardashian ends the game with a round featuring the nations last three presidents Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barack Obama. “Firstly, I just need to friend-zone George, LOL!” she begins, before proving exactly she why she’s everyone’s favorite Kardashian, admitting she’d fuck Clinton and marry Obama.