WATCH: Will Ferrell Is a ‘Badass’ Santa on ‘The Tonight Show’

He’s not a regular Santa. He’s a cool Santa.

Will Ferrell stopped by The Tonight Show on Wednesday night (Dec. 16, 2015) to introduce the world a new Saint Nick. With blonde hair, a goatee, and clad in muscle tee, the Daddy’s Home actor showered Jimmy Fallon and audience member with gifts — delivered via t-shirt cannon, natch — before sitting on other people’s laps because this was what the “newer, hipper, more bad ass” Santa Claus does these days.

“Look brah, the Kris Kringle we all grew up with is old and lame,” Ferrell explained. “Dude looks like someone’s weird grandpa.”

He continued, declaring, “You don’t sit on my lap. I sit on your lap!”