WATCH: Here’s What Happens When You Try to Pole Dance on a Trampoline

Don’t try this at home, kids.

We all have those days when our confidence level is on Beyoncé, but our true selves are still Michelle Williams no matter how good our booty shorts look. This girl was feeling herself to the point where her invincibility complex overruled all concepts of logic and physics when she decided to put her pole dancing skills to the test on her trampoline.

Surely, she envisioned herself slaying it like Rihanna’s dancer from”Pour It Up“:

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…But watch what happened instead in the video featured at the top of the page.