You Have Donald Trump to Thank for the Worst Video Ever Uploaded to the Internet
This is not a 30 Rock cold open. This is a real thing that really happened.
On Wednesday, Jan. 13, 2016, a group calling themselves the Freedom Kids performed at a Donald Trump rally in Pensacola, Fla. The performance, which can only be described as “horrifically beyond even what Satan himself could dream to imagine,” can be watched in full above.
There really is not much that can be said about the video, now making its rounds on the internet, which becomes a darker place with each passing day, that will do the performance justice. Just watch it. If you can stomach it. Still, if you want to know more about the Freedom Kids, you can visit their website, which includes, per Fusion, this incredible gem:
September 11th is a day America faced a setback. But as General George S. Patton said … All real Americans love a winner. With that, the USA Freedom Kids are born …
This is what democracy hath wrought. We are in trouble, folks.