Khloé Kardashian Would Totally F**k Liam Payne, Friend-Zone Harry Styles
The Kardashian family sure have a thing for the One Direction boys.
Playing another round of “Fuck, Marry, Friend-Zone” on her app, Khloé Kardashian reveals that she would totally do the nasty with none other than Liam Payne. Appropriately, she turns down the chance to knock boots with Harry Styles, who is currently rumored to be dating Kardashian’s younger sister, Kendall Jenner.
“Definitely friend-zoning Harry,” she writes. “I heard Niall used to have the BIGGEST crush on me, so I’d marry him, for sure. I’d fuck Liam.”
As for old school boy bands? Kardashian definitely has got a thing for Justin Timberlake. (Who doesn’t?)
When it comes to funny men, the reality star has her picks ready, too. Choosing between Jim Carrey, Steve Martin, and Kevin Hart, Kardashian says she’d definitely shaft the latter as it’ll be awkward to hook up in real life seeing that they’re pals.
“I’d friend-zone Kevin Hart because he’s actually a friend of mine. I loooove Steve Martin. Would def marry him,” she pens. “Fuck Jim! Who knows, maybe he’d be crazy in bed???”
But don’t expect her to dish any details about her sexual escapades. In a new video shared on her website, Kardashian claims she’s “more sexually secretive” than her friends, particularly BFF Malika Haqq.
“You just don’t give details the way I give details,” Haqq quips. “It’s fine. You’re allowed to hold whatever you want to hold.”