Sofia Vergara Wants a Breast Reduction: ‘I’ve Got the Boobs of a Stripper’

A blessing and a curse.

Beautiful woman Sofia Vergara is having an issue coming to terms with her age, especially since she has to watch it progress on camera. She tells NET-A-PORTER.com’s The Edit that despite being married to an unofficial stripper and having a beauty enhancement line unlawfully using her face as a symbol of youth, she finds watching her own evolution on Modern Family “disturbing”.

“It just makes me want to kill myself, but what can I do?” says Vergara. “I’ll be sad when the wolf whistles stop. I’m already sad that men have started calling me ‘Señora.'”

She tells The Edit that her seemingly predictable red carpet style can be justified by a very valid reason. “People will often say that I wear the same thing on the red carpet, but I know my body: it’s very voluptuous and I’ve got the boobs of a stripper,” she says. “They’re a 32DDD and because they’re real, they’re everywhere, so I need my dresses to have structure—and under armor.”

“There is so much going on under my dresses that I bleed at the end of award ceremonies. In ten years I think it would be good to have a reduction…just enough that I don’t end up looking like an old stripper.”

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CREDIT: NET-A-PORTER.com/The Edit

Read Vergara’s commentary on the non-diversity in Hollywood in her interview with The Edit over on E! Online. Launch the gallery at the top of the page to view photos of her and Joe Manganiello out and about, celebrating his birthday.