What Does Johnny Depp Smell Like, If Not a Homeless Person?

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You can’t judge the smell of a book by its cover, unless its “Cravings” by Chrissy Teigen, in which case it will most definitely smell like pork.

Johnny Depp would like to clarify that he does not smell like a vagabond despite his scraggly appearance that would lead you to believe otherwise. He told New York Daily News that his fans are quick to point out how different his musk is in real life than in their imagination.

“When I met people they said, ‘You do look like a hobo, but you smell real good.’ And goddamn it, I smell really good,” says Depp.

The Pirates of the Caribbean actor tells NY Daily News that his pleasant odor is all credited to Dior Sauvage, the cologne for which he is a spokesman.

“I had a really great time working with them,to collaborate with them on their first fragrance for fellas since the launch of Dior Homme in 2008,” says Depp.

Watch Depp drive through a highway safari in his original campaign for the cologne here, and launch the gallery at the top of the page to view photos of Depp and Amber Heard at The Danish Girl premiere.