WATCH: Ashton Kutcher Talks Secret Wedding to Mila Kunis, Keeping Baby Daughter Wyatt Alive

Talk about problems that only celebrities would have.

The ever charming Ashton Kutcher opened up about his top-secret wedding to Mila Kunis while on The Ellen Degeneres show, explaining they were worried that if word about the wedding got out, noisy helicopters would start flying about.

“It was a ninja effort. We really didn’t want helicopters at our wedding,” Kutcher commented, “and it’s a legitimate concern. So we, I was like posting things on social media that were in different locations to avoid… we didn’t want to be screaming our vows at each other, and being like ‘Forever!’…did you say ‘Never?!’ “

Watch their interview above to see Kutcher talk about his and Kunis’ baby girl Wyatt, her favorite dances, and how his job at a parent is really just trying to keep her alive on a daily basis.

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Kutcher also played a round of “Pie in Your Face” with guest (and That ’70s Show co-star) Danny Masterson. See how much they won for his charity Thorn, a digital police for kids on the internet, in the video below: