The Britney Spears Guide to Life, Chapter Four: On Moisturizing

If you didn’t take your mother’s advice, it’s time to take Britney’s, bitch.

So far, Britney Spears has brought us a wealth of lifestyle advice from her elusive Instagram account in The Britney Spears Guide to Life. She’s stressed the importance of tea, the invisibility of boyfriends and taught us how to choose (but not endorse!) female role models, like Hillary Clinton.

This week she placing a product right on her legs along with a lesson that should be massaged into our minds.

Chapter Four: Moisturize

According to the Specialists in Dermatology in Tucson, Arizona, one should moisturize their face daily in order to have younger, softer, and more elastic skin.

Ms. Spears is from Mississippi and her face is already on point, so instead, she focuses on hydrating the legs.


Her poison is eos, but feel free to swap in Palmer’s Cocoa Butter Formula or St. Ives lotion—just don’t expect to get any of your ad dollars.

Today’s Meditation: Moisturizing is more effective if you simultaneously monetize.

Check back next Wednesday for Chapter Five of The Britney Spears Guide to Life, and follow @britneyspears on Instagram for further reading.