WATCH: Uncle Jesse Confirms that a ‘Fuller House’ Porno Exists

Have mercy!

John Stamos stopped by Late Night with Seth Meyers to read off the brutal criticism of the Full House Netflix revival, Fuller HouseThe actor and producer on the show revealed that he had trepidations of his own going into making the reboot.

“I was so nervous about doing this again, because it’s so beloved, as you say, and I didn’t want to disappoint people,” he told host Seth Meyers. “I thought it turned out well and people seemed to like it. I read a couple nice reviews, but then there were these crazy [ones]…These these were so wacky, and they’re real.”

For instance, The Hollywood Reporter’s Daniel Fienberg wrote, “It’s doubtful that there will be a more painful 2016 TV episode than the Fuller House pilot.”

Stamos replied, “How f**king rude!”

Joshua Alston from the A.V. Club wrote, “Netflix’s Fuller House is like a porn parody without the porn.” Thus, Stamos revealed that there is in fact a Fuller House porn.

“There’s a real porn that just came out. It’s called Fuller Holes, and it’s really very specific with the catch phrases,” said Stamos. “I binge-watched that 40 times.”

Google it for yourself, and watch their interview in the video below.