The Britney Spears Guide to Life, Chapter Five: On the Necessity of Vision

Either you have it or you don’t. Or you just need to visit the optometrist.

In addition to tea and eos body lotion, Britney Spears tells her female fans that having vision is a necessity in guiding your best existence. This fifth chapter in the Britney Spears Guide to Life, which is based on poignant Instagram posts from her account, gives advice to achieving #RelationshipGoals based on this concept alone.

Chapter Four: Vision. Have it.

Spears posted this screenshotted piece of wisdom from Sir Source Unknown on Tuesday, Mar. 1.

“A man with dreams needs a woman with vision,” Spears preaches. “Her perspective, faith, and support will change his reality. If she doesn’t challenge you, then she’s no good for you. Men who want to stay ordinary will tell you not to have expectations of them.”

“Men who want to be great will expect you to push them, pray with them and invest in them.”

This is not the first time that Spears has doled out relationship advice. She told us in chapter two that boyfriends are best when they are invisible, which is contradictory to her teaching today because how can one monitor the activity of their imperceptible significant other, even if they have 20/20 vision?

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Still, Spears’ career as of late is bountiful with hard evidence that she is of such a conceptual mind. I mean, three covers of V’s 100th issue plus a Mario Testino photoshoot in the same week? Slay, Britney, slay.

Now if only she would improve upon her literal vision so that she might choose higher quality images to repost.

Today’s Meditation: Seeing is B(9)lieving.

Check back next Wednesday for Chapter Six of The Britney Spears Guide to Life, and follow @britneyspears on Instagram for further reading. Catch up on prior chapters here.