The Kardashian Report: Kylie Jenner and Her Lip Kit Broke Google
Loose lips sink ships. And Google Analytics.
So much Kardashian news, so little time…
Kylie Jenner documented her lip kit’s demolition of the internet on Snapchat as the lot of her coveted cosmetics line sold out in less than 20 minutes. The eight shades up for grabs drew such a high volume of customers that her site crashed and Google Analytics, a website analytics tracking service, was unable to function.
“I broke Google?” she asked to her Snapchat followers, then repenting for the damage that she had caused both in video and Twitter form.
I’m so sorry if this caused any inconvenience for anybody trying to get my kit! pic.twitter.com/ZsrWypzCBg
— KYLIE COSMETICS (@kyliecosmetics) March 28, 2016
“I’m really, really sorry if you didn’t get it,” she later continued on Snapchat. “I wish I could be behind the computer, doing all the technical s**t, but I don’t know how.”
Kylie wrote on her line’s Twitter account that she plans to restock all shades of her line every week, so until then, keep calm and Chapstick on.
“Everyone has sexual fantasies or fetishes, and if you say you don’t, you’re straight-up lying!” writes Khloé. “There’s no shame in having your preferences in bed, but some fetishes just don’t match up with the things that get me going!”
Khloé rates fetishes including sadism, “furries” and dressing up like adult babies on a scale from 1-10, 10 being the least likely thing that she would be willing to entertain. While she can’t get into wearing a diaper, she doesn’t mind some mild pain on her own terms.
“I keep a rhinestone whip by the side of my bed!!! I like “love bites,” as long as they’re done kindly. Don’t make me bleed, LOL!” writes Khloé. “I’ve seen some intense documentaries where people are in cages and sh*t like that, which is NOT for me. Don’t even try.”
In an upcoming episode of Kocktails with Khloé, the reality star explains that her estranged husband didn’t know about Bruce’s transition to Caitlyn before his hospitalization and woke up to his father-in-law visiting him at the hospital as a woman.
“Lamar was in the hospital for four months and I kept Lamar very sheltered,” she says. “During that time was when Caitlyn was transitioning. But also, prior to Lamar’s accident, Lamar was not in the best state … I can’t guarantee you he was watching television.”
Find out how their first meeting went — below.
On the same episode of Kocktails with Khloé, the hostess reveals the last time she’s ever kissed Lamar Odom. Though she admits she still has “love” for her ex, she insists they haven’t been intimate in years.
“I’m not still with Lamar,” she says. “I love Lamar but as a person. But I haven’t been with Lamar in years. I haven’t been sexually … I haven’t kissed Lamar in years.”
“But do I love Lamar,” she adds. “A hundred percent. Because I don’t believe that you marry someone, [and then] you just cut them off.”