Chrissy Teigen Falls for Early April Fools Joke, Unleashes Fury on Trader Joe’s

“NO EARLY PUNCHLINES”

Today is April 1st, aka April Fools, aka, THE WORST DAY OF THE YEAR. While we have all been conditioned to truth nothing and no one on this horrible day, the days leading up to it are usually safe, but not anymore. Yesterday (Mar. 31, 2016), Yahoo! Style published an article claiming Trader Joe’s was set to close all of its stores by 2017. Literally everyone was devastated, where else are we supposed to purchase Cookie Butter?!?! Well not everyone.

It turns out, Chrissy Teigen, lover of Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos, doesn’t really like the amazing grocery store and, therefore, wasn’t really saddened by the news.

But almost as soon as she shared her unpopular opinion on Trader Joe’s, the news was revealed to be nothing but an April Fools joke, and Teigen unleashed her fury on the grocery store and premature jokes.


Word to the wise, NEVER prank an expectant mother in her last trimester.